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[Well. Anri did it so Kida thought he should try it too: a public introduction. This recording starts with a bit of fiddling as he makes sure the thing is turned on, before-]

Ladies~! May I have all your attention, please?! For this is my chance to shine... bask in the glory that I am!

[A certain blonde boy is in the camera now, his arms spread wide and gesturing in movements that can only be called hammy. As he makes it to the next part of his speech he hugs his arms around his own chest, squirming as if hugging someone]

For I, Masaomi Kida, would like to have your company today! Now, now please don't rush all at once; my heart is big enough to fit all of you evenly inside of it!! Every one of you can have a piece of this, for my body and soul become to all of womenkind!

[He raises his voice here, reaching level of ridiculousness- and spreading his arms wide once more in a lelouch-esque "welcoming" motion] Madams, girls, please come forward!! One at a time now~ Please, please there's no need to rush! I promise I will be all yours. All of yours! All of the gorgeous women and cute girls and sexy older women here, I can do all of you the favor of my heart, so you can all let me hear you lovely voices, right?! Right?!

[And then the tempo dies down as he thinks about something else. Oh wait, this is a public forum, so he should leave a message to someone else-] And Anri-chan, worry not, because you cute and erotic self will always compel me too~ [He pauses and then, almost as an afterthought-]

I'll even be your oniiiii-chan if you're desiring that! No girl should be alone~!

[And then, jumping up in the air, the feed ends in the form of a loud crash which cuts it off. ...You decide what that was]